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Flat 10% for life, just 3-5 brands per category, and shoppers who treat your products like treasures—not trinkets.
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No race to the bottom. Your brand will be sailing with other “buy once, cry once” brands.
No tier creep. No hidden “gotchas.” We pinky-swear (and we like our pinkies).
Only 3–5 brands per category—so you’re spotlighted, not sandwiched between knock-offs.
Copycats walk the plank; your brand keeps the booty.
Real People, Not Trolls or Bots
Our platform doesn’t just reward great sellers—it rewards great shoppers. We quietly give the boot to return abusers and banish one-star gremlins, so your CS team can focus on delighting actual humans. (Miserable, dog-hating, chaos-creating miscreants need not apply).
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It’s not just about who sells here. It’s about who shops here too.
Dock in minutes, not months
Why only 3–5 brands per category?
Because overcrowded aisles cause price wars, and we’re pacifists—mostly. Well ok, the real reason is that there are typically only a few brands in a given niche that are truly making excellent goods.
Can I leave any time?
Yes, but we’ll probably ugly-cry into our vicuña wool pocket squares.
When do I get my sweet cash money?
Twice a week, unless the sun goes super nova. Then we’ll reassess.
Why are you doing this?
Because the existing commerce platforms suck for high-quality brands and products. And you deserve to be found by people who actually care.
Lifetime 10% fee and a headstart with 12-month category exclusivity. This won't last. We're signing up Merchants fast.
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