Ahoy.

Hey you.
I have a question.
Why does everything suck?

What do you mean?
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Bruh.

You know what I mean.
I’m talking about Sturgeon’s Law which goes something like this:

“90% of everything is crap.”

Ok, that's fair.

Where crap lives.

I mean these *ahem* fine retailers are probably ok if you need aspirin or paper plates. But not if you need something that lasts.

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We asked ourselves this:

Where is the marketplace for well-made products?

There Isn't One