Wooden Tea Set | 14 Pieces | Flower | Linden & Birch | Ages 3+

They skip plastic entirely, working in linden and birch with non-toxic water-based paint, because their main customers are children and that matters. The teapot measures 9 x 9 x 11.5 cm, cups are 6 x 6 x 4 cm, plates are 9 x 9 x 1 cm. The whole set weighs 0.3 kg. Recommended for ages 3 and up.

Someone will receive the red cup. Someone else will want the red cup. A lengthy negotiation will follow, possibly involving the bear, definitely involving new house rules about cup rotation that you won't remember by tomorrow. The sugar cubes will scatter. You'll find one under the couch in July. By then the teapot will have been reassigned as a watering can for the pretend garden, a helmet for the action figure who's currently a firefighter, and later—briefly—a drum.

• Linden or birch wood with non-toxic water-based paint
• 14 pieces: teapot, 2 cups, 2 saucers, sugar bowl, 6 sugar cubes, 2 plates, 2 spoons, 2 tea bags, 2 lemon slices
• Teapot: 9 x 9 x 11.5 cm
• Cups: 6 x 6 x 4 cm
• Plates: 9 x 9 x 1 cm
• Set weight: 0.3 kg
• Ages 3+
• Wooden lemon slices taste terrible but look extremely convincing